Ok, here's my legend from the UK :-) My mate Jim and I decided we needed a good session at the weekend, it had been a pretty boring couple of weeks. My mate had spent a lot of time with his gal recently, and we hadn't had a lot of time to bun. We decided we would camp up at the local woods, which also happened to be home to the local scout camp.

Anyway, we got there after a 50 minute mission. We set up our tent and got comfy. We rolled about a quarter into about 10 pure skunk spliffs. So anyway, we toked down the spliffs... Deep deep tokes.

After about half an hour we realised that we had no munchies! Luckily we roughly knew the way around the camp, and knew there was a vending machine about 15 mins away through the forest. I was shitting it walking through the woods, I think my mate was too, but luckily we didnt say anything about it (except for when we walked past a log and Jim thought it was a cat and almost screamed, hehe).

Walking along we realised that it was the weekend and the scout camp was full! Shit, two dodgy looking guys in hoodies walking stoned in the scout camp. We reached the munchy destination, got confused by the vending machine and lost most of our money. Doh. After munching a load of chocolate we decided to try and mission back.

Stumbling on the way back we saw two people up ahead. My mate said "lets metal gear them!" (referring to the stealth PS game). We followed these two scout guys like some sort of ninja crew. I think they must have seen us and thought "what the fuck?!" and walked on faster coz they shifted ahead. We were running and hiding behind trees and shit :)

This lead us to a camp site. We sat by an abandoned fire and looked in amazement as it burned for about 10 mins. We heard this noise coming from a tent. A really loud, odd, noise. We approached the tent. Turns out it was this guy snoring really loudly. Cue the jokes. We stood there for a few mins catching jokes :)

We carried on missioning on. Then we heard it. Girls in tents. young gals in tents (no not the brownies!). Our suspicions we correct -girl guides! (we are both 17 btw). We stood listening for a while, deciding whether to unzip the tent and get in... Just then some **** came and told the gals to be quiet and go to sleep (it must have been about 2am). The guy then walked towards us. We shat ourselves and tried to get into the van we were standing next to. We couldnt quite get in, so we went around the opposite of the van to avoid the guy, I swear I thought we were going to be caught. The guy proceeded to lock the van -we were lucky! After a few mins, the guy left. We decided to carry on back to the tent. We nearly got stopped by someone else too, and had to stand in an empty field for a while like scarecrows -but thats another story ;)

After about 20 mins of walking randomly (this forest is quite big and confusing even when sober) we were not too confident about where we were. Just then my mate shouted "oi, I know where we are", I wasnt to impressed, lost I thought.

Nope he was right, the tent was up 20 meters ahead. We were amazed at the fluke (or was it?). We stumbled into the tent, bunned a few more reefers and slept soundly.

A quality night. We came back with 2 more the next weekend ;-)