It's good to be a girl

Me and one of my girlfriends were driving to Northern University to hang out w/ some of our boys, and that's a sweet little roadtrip from Chicago, so we decided to bring her waterbong for the ride. Now to fully understand where this ends up, this bong was made out of a Whale Bone beer glass, so you can imagine it's size, also for those who know what a Whale Bone looks like to hit it you have to put almost your whole face in it to cover the hole, and instead of filling it up with water we used fruit punch (I personally recommend everyone to try juice in your bong, ummm) Anyway, not even 15 minutes into our trip, I had the bong packed, around my face and ready hit, just as my girlfriend screams out "oh f**k, we're getting pulled over." Well, I guess I'm just burnt because I had no other reaction than to sit there w/ this huge Whale Bone Bong between my legs and say "uh?" At this point she has already pulled over and just as I'm reaching in the back to set the bong on the floor the cop is at the window so I drop the bong in the floor board and turn back around (as the fruit punch runs all over my friends car). Now we are two pretty cute girls and this cop is probably our age, so of course we were all smiley and friendly. And not only do we have this huge bong in the back and 1 oz of weed, I have 2 glass bowls, 1 glass hitter and my friend has 1 glass bowl and 1 marble bowl. We're thinking we're pretty much f**ked when he looks in the back, until he askes where we were going and at the same time, in little sweet girl voices we reply (at the exact same time) "Northern" the cop just smiled and let us go. I think we ended up smoking almost that whole oz before we were even half way there. I've never been more freaked out, but thank heavens for easy cops!!

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