It just had to be the worst day of my life.Try December 31,1999. The day started out okay. I woke up rolling a jointer of the kindest, Christmas bud I ever had. Seeing the crystals on this bud made you think of falling snow;the smell of it was truly intoxacating. You could say I was comotose; playing Mario Golf at least til 9:30.That's when it started.I hear a knock at the door. So I open up,and it's a salesman.He is yelling and screaming for me to buy something so I invite him in. He comes in and we toke up , I buy a subscription, give him a beer and send him on his way.Second knock on the the door, the neighbors.Seeing how I was after the salesman left. Said I was fine,don't worry I was okay..Third knock....Security. Wanted to know where my woman was. I said she was in Arizona and slammed the door in his face. Fourth knock...You know who......... Cops COPS,COPS,!!!!! Said there was a thief posing as a salesman,didn't believe I lived there And needed to see ID . I was too wasted to find my ID and the smell..........All they needed was a whiff,and they pushed the the door open(too stoned to lock it)found me 6ounces and 4bongs!!!!So I spent the last part of the century and the first part of the century IN JAILThe only good part was that the judge DROPPED THE CHARGES after hearing my story!!! fonem

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