Hi my friendly potheads, Here is my legend. Two of my friends and I are getting out of school on a FRIday and we picked my place to fry our cells. This is strange because my parents are FUCKERS when it comes to tokin. So we chill out in my reckroom until my parents crash. At about 10:30 they hit the hay( to bad its not the grass). J and E try to cohorts me into somkin out the reckroom. There is no damn way that is happening, so we went out to big blue, which is a blue van that does not run, and is parked in the driveway. We carefully open the sliding door, pile inside and pull the door too, but don't shut it. we sat in there for two hours or so and chiefed on some nugs ( $ 50 an eight, kindbuds ).E had brought his own shit, commercial, only one joint. We did the same old shit, you know cheese and rag on each other. We smoked bowls of mine and J's shit, which got us blowed as fuck. We decided to top it off with a j. While we are tokin the j, E gets sick, not to his gut, but he gets car sick, yes one of my best friends got car sick in a none moving van. So we told him to stick his head out the sliding window, and we gave him a stem to chew on. Me and J killed the j and he put the roach in a coffee cup, kind fitting! here is the messed up part of the whole deal. Instead of sliding the door open we crawled out the window, the same one E put his head out of. when we all got out, which was not that complicated for Jan I. E is a big dude so he had one hell of a time getting out that bitch. He fell and busted his lip on the ground. J and I rolled out with a silent stoner laugh, that was the funniest thing i have yet to see. When E got up he grabbed the door handle, this all came to me in slow mode and I could not do anything about it. He slid the door shut, I don't know if it was just because i was stoned but that was the loudest sound i ever heard. After E realized what he did he froze. Six little squinty blood red eyes looked up at my parents window. Nothing happened, thing God. we went inside and just cheesed for the rest of the night. Thanks buds. LEGALIZE and be free. BACK TO LEGENDS OF THE HERB