noticed there was few stories on the site from the UK on the site, so i thought i'd tell u one of my own.

neways, i got a load of stupid stoner stories which i think people of the same frame of mind as me would find amusing, but im stoned and something funny just happened to me that i think was amazingly funny. in my own opinion. so now you all shall also know.

so, my dads a repairman, and being a poor underworked student, i work for him part time, accounts, word processing, shit like that. not fun, but keeps me in weed. my dads like the one person who doesnt know i smoke pot. everyone else knows and really doesnt care. my dad however, would go ape shit.

so anyway, we approach the actual story. one day, on the way back from work, we had to make a stop off to finish some job. so I sat there in some ladys kitchen, bored shitless. looking about I saw some slim rizlas on the table. I thought, 'cool i use slims' but didnt think much of it. looked towards the ashtray, which was filled with rizla butts. thought it strange that there were no cigarette butts in spite of the two packets of twenty l&bs on the table. hmmmm. still looking around, I noticed a cannabis poster stuck to the side of the fridge. 'pothead' i thought. 'damn straight that womans a pothead'. my suspicions were confirmed when i noticed a little bong on the bookshelf. and then the 'cooking with marijuana' cook book below. the woman was watching me look at her stuff. she walked over, opened her fridge and i damn near shit myself. every fuckin shelf was filled with bags full of weed. she had weed in her eggbox for fucks sake. i have never seen so much skunk in one place at one time. seeing my amazed smile, the woman laughed, took out the bag from above the eggbox and threw it my lap. i looked up, nearly in tears at the amount of skunk in my lap. she smiled and walked out of the room. and i thanked god for generous potheads.

strange encounter? definitely. get me stoned? feelin it now BACK TO LEGENDS OF THE HERB