This story starts out as a typical morning in sunny San Diego. I was sitting in my friends bus at the Donut Shop across the street from my High School. We had just finished ripping out of the bong when we heard the morning bell ring. " Shiiiiiiiiitttttttttt" Lacey said, " we are so late again, Mr. Hurley is going to kill us!!!" Mr. Hurley was our first period teacher and he was fond of the detention. This meant since we were late just about everyday we were sure to get one of his special gifts. It would be my umpteenth one and there was no way I could endure another afternoon with the evil Security Guard we so affectionately called "Twinkie." I couldn't do and apparently neither could she. Lacey and I had this unspoken connection and we knew we weren't going to be attending school that day. Instead we went to the beach. On our way home Lacey had to get gas and we were faded. I! mean we were probably the most stoned I have been in my 20 years. So let me paint the picture...if you will imagine this, wet, stoned, and hungry we made our way inside the gas station looking for whatever we could get the most of. Then, just as Lacey was about to give up the search and purchase the Skittles, I saw this little boy eating some Bubbleicous and suddenly there was nothing I wanted more then to eat that Bubbleicous, so I did. Not only did I buy a package I bought the whole box! For some reason unbeknownst to either me I had to have as much as I could...It was like a drug I was extremely addicted to. So to get to the "legend" we leave the store and get in her car. Lacey has no idea why I bought all this gum, but looks at me and says " How many can you eat?" Of course being the exhibitionist that I am I accept the challenge and start shoving the gum into my mouth. If anyone has ever eaten this gum then they know what I have gotten myself into and let me tell those! who don't, it aint't pretty. I have gotten about 10 pieces into my mouth before I look at Lacey and realize that she too has been shoveling this gum into her mouth. Now this is just more then I can handle so I start to crack up. This proved to be disastrous, because apparently it's too much for her too. So we are sitting at this gas station shoving as much as we can into our mouths, all the while drooling pink, wet, juicy, sticky, just repulsive saliva down our face and laughing uncontrollably. So this situation takes a turn for the worse when Lacey thought it would be smart to start a bubble gum fight...needless to say we showed up to Mr. Hurley's class the next morning with quite a bit less hair and an acute fear of Bubbleicous. And now I just have to ask those who dare to be wild, those who dare to be crazy; " How many can you eat...?"