acknowledgments to Freddie Freaker Comix who produced a 1 page comic on it
(lets see how well my fuzzy memory works)

Gather round, and let me tell you the story about the Secret Marijuana Patch.
I discovered it one day while hiking in the woods. It was located in a small clearing in the woods and there was a small pile of rocks nearby that formed a sort of natural alter. Every week I would hike out there and gather a few leaves that had fallen to the ground and cured in the sunshine to smoke. Many times that summer I would travel, smoke a tasty joint and meditate on the rock pile for a few hours. Then one day seven guys showed up at the same time and everybody ran in kicking and screaming and tore out as much as they could grab and ran off in different directions.
And that, was the end of the secret marijuana patch!