First off I must say my thanks to weed for all of the fun shit i have done while high.

My friends friend sold us some redhair before school one day. He smoked with us for a while and finally left me and bmfs. WE left for school knowing that we had a field trip that day. We walked out of his yard when we noticed our science teacher getting ready to leave in his car. Im a big comedian and yell to him "hey whats up dude." Im in Arkansas so the word DUDE is laughed at by almost everyone. He climbes out and says why did you call me dude. Man I was so stoned I looked at BMFS and started laughing and he started laughing too. When our science teacher saw that, he knew we was really stoned not just high but STONED he started laughing with us and he started patting me on the back. I think we discussed the word for a while because of my inability at that time to call him by his name instead of DUDE. We were saved by some of our other friends at the time. They said that we smoked too much and that we looked really high. I do know that some people can act or look normal while high but i cant. I act normal but I have inherited this RED EYE thing from my dad. I take one hit and BOOM, My eyes are blood red. BLOOD RED.!!!!!! Off we where on our way too school high as a kite and laughing the whole time. We where lucky enough to have our first class together. THe guy we baught the weed from told a person in our class that we wher STONED so he decided to point at us and make silly faces. Even to this day I have never been able to remember just what that face was but damn at the time it was funny as hell. We laughed so loud the teacher stopped the class and directed attention to me and BMFS and started talking to us while his fingers where moving in the motion as he were rolling a joint and he started laughing. We looked at each other and started laughing. We where laughing like idiots so the class started laughing with us and as GOD is my witness the school secretardy came over the intercom saying All FIELD TRIP studants please go to the highschool's main entrance.

We where saved, I never knew exactly what the field trip was and I just gave the teacher my money and off we went. It was Hamlet. Every single person in the room was asleep most of the time except for me and BMFS. I dont know if any of you have ever seen Hamlet listing to Bone thugs in harmony's EAST 1999 eternal but Damn that was so cool We laughed the whole time. Thank god for Head phones. someone on the stage was doing something and we couldnt help it but we started laughing again. We laughed and laughed. We laughed so loud that some of the actors on stage had noticed and one tripped and busted his ass. We laughed for the rest of the day. I know some people like to talk bad about bud like its evil or they look back on it badly but i look back on it laughing and tell my stories to this very day. Weed brought me and my friends together and even the people who dont smoke bud anymore are still as best friends as before. I am in my early 20's now and still look back laughing and hoping somebody will LEGALIZE - until then 420 and PEACE OUT TO BMFS JOE BOBBY NAKIYA JOHN JUSTIN and all of the other people wh0 made it almost MOVIE like along the way.

The MACARONI PENGUIN

PS. penutbutter and jelly sandwiches kick ass