I work part time as a pizza deliver guy. Best job in the world - get the pie there hot and get the money + tip, not hard. Make $100.00 cash each Fri and Sat night. Pocket Money!!!!

Saturday night 9.30pm had delivery. Rich part of town. Ring bell, absolutely drop dead blond hottie answers the door with very little bikini on. PIZZA - cool, come on in. I follow here to the kitchen where she has the money. In the kitchen is her friend a brunette I think??? with her head shaved and piercing all over the place and no top on. Cool I think nice eye candy and hopefully a good tip. Then I see that she is trying to roll a big bag of Ja and not having a very successful time of it. The shit is all over the counter, she is trying to use a rolling machine - not with great success. So I comment on there problem and the shaved one gives me attitude about don't opening my mouth unless I can do better. Well Wham Ban faster that a snail on an ice-flow, I have rolled all their stash in to a bunch of blunts. Needless to say they where very happy. They where very generous with their tip. 6 spliffs – Yum Yum and we started to smoke one. They had not smoked much before and I though I would show them the ropes. Blaster Shots, Power hooters – hhehehe. Word of warning – chics get horny when they get rippin. Chris the 22 year old shaved one was doing her best impression of vacuum with her lips during blaster training and Yvonne 23 was trying to snorffle in to get her share at the same time. Well to say the least – my night of pizza delivery was toast. Called in said that car broke down see ya tomorrow. The night from there just got crazy. Smoking in the kitchen, bathroom – very interesting the blonde wanted me to give her a blaster while she is sitting on the toilet peeing, with her friend dieing with laughter lying in the tube and I open my big mouth and say that they should try it while having sex. Blasting in the hot tub, in the bed – use your imagination on that one they took me up on my previous suggestion. Well to end a long story, I woke up the next day still at their house in one of their beds with both of them in it – all butt naked and stuck together from sweat.

It has been two years now that we have all been living together and it has been the greatest happiest time for them and me. Da!!! Oh ya they still don't know how to roll. But as they say "we have you for tha" – smile.

Still delivering pizzas. Next time I will tell you about the delivery to the swinger's party. God help me.